The other day I was skipping through the hall at school with my friend. We passed a classroom and Mr. Teacher came out and almost ran into us.
Then he yelled, "Hey! No skipping in the halls! You can't have fun at school!"
My friend and I stopped at the stairs so we can laugh and catch our breath. I was going to say something funny back but we were too busy laughing.
This is the great thing about going to my school.
You don't have to go back to you elementary school to see your elementary school teachers. Oh yeah, and you can skip through the halls.
Just because they say they can't doesn't mean they don't.
Showing posts with label The great indoors. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The great indoors. Show all posts
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Monday, November 7, 2011
A not so happy thanksgiving story
(alternate title: be thankful you aren't this turkey!!!!!!)
Once upon a time there was a turkey named bob and he liked to eat thanksgiving dinner. Only he didn't like to eat turkey. One day he was at the turkey farm and the people came to buy him for thanksgiving dinner but in the nick of time he turned into his favorite person, Michael Jackson!!!!! Every one was so surprised to see that michael jackson was still alive. But Bob the turkey blew his cover when they asked him to sing and he didn't sing at all. He began to be chased by the angry hunters and he ran into a hole. He stayed there for three whole days until thanksgiving was over. Unfortunatley for him the hunters waited the whole time and they just had a post-poned thanksgiving dinner.
The End!
Not all stories can have happy endings!
Once upon a time there was a turkey named bob and he liked to eat thanksgiving dinner. Only he didn't like to eat turkey. One day he was at the turkey farm and the people came to buy him for thanksgiving dinner but in the nick of time he turned into his favorite person, Michael Jackson!!!!! Every one was so surprised to see that michael jackson was still alive. But Bob the turkey blew his cover when they asked him to sing and he didn't sing at all. He began to be chased by the angry hunters and he ran into a hole. He stayed there for three whole days until thanksgiving was over. Unfortunatley for him the hunters waited the whole time and they just had a post-poned thanksgiving dinner.
The End!
Not all stories can have happy endings!
Thursday, September 8, 2011
My imaginary school
I would write something really exciting about school and all but school hasn't really been that exciting.
Let's see I'll pretend it was more exciting.
Here we go.......
BEGINNING OF POST
I have been in school for three weeks now and I have had the most exciting three weeks of my life! Everything has been different but of course not in a bad way. Here's an average school day for me....
When I get to school in the morning I always go to my locker and put my unnecessary stuff in there because well it's unnecessary. Then the exciting part begins. My first class is unicorn riding. That's always an exciting class to be in because we ride unicorns. By the end of the semester we will be able to ride flying unicorns. Yesterday I brought my snuggie to school and I rode the unicorn with my snuggie on. That makes the unicorn experience even more exciting. Surprisingly no one made fun of me . I think they are in awe of my awesomeness.
The next class still involves the second most awesome animal in the world which just so happens to be the unicorns. (You may be able to guess the first most awesome animal in the world. THE FLYING PIG!!!!!)
Like I was saying my next class involves unicorns and you throw a donut around the unicorn's horn. Every time you make it the unicorn sneezes glitter.
My next class has nothing to do with unicorns. It's churro pole vaulting. Instead of using the small breakable churro you use a giant strong bendy churro. I'm getting pretty good at this class.
The following class is my skating lesson. The instructor is different each day but I always have a blast in this class.
The history of sparkles is my next class and we learn the history of sparkles of course. I like this way better than regular history.
My last actual class of the day is internet shopping mastery. Everyday they give me $50 to spend or save and I always bu lot's of fun stuff tomorrow we're going to learn how to use Ebay.
This last class is a class where I get to hang out with my awesome friends. This is my favorite class.
This is my imaginary school day!
Ella
Let's see I'll pretend it was more exciting.
Here we go.......
BEGINNING OF POST
I have been in school for three weeks now and I have had the most exciting three weeks of my life! Everything has been different but of course not in a bad way. Here's an average school day for me....
When I get to school in the morning I always go to my locker and put my unnecessary stuff in there because well it's unnecessary. Then the exciting part begins. My first class is unicorn riding. That's always an exciting class to be in because we ride unicorns. By the end of the semester we will be able to ride flying unicorns. Yesterday I brought my snuggie to school and I rode the unicorn with my snuggie on. That makes the unicorn experience even more exciting. Surprisingly no one made fun of me . I think they are in awe of my awesomeness.
The next class still involves the second most awesome animal in the world which just so happens to be the unicorns. (You may be able to guess the first most awesome animal in the world. THE FLYING PIG!!!!!)
Like I was saying my next class involves unicorns and you throw a donut around the unicorn's horn. Every time you make it the unicorn sneezes glitter.
My next class has nothing to do with unicorns. It's churro pole vaulting. Instead of using the small breakable churro you use a giant strong bendy churro. I'm getting pretty good at this class.
The following class is my skating lesson. The instructor is different each day but I always have a blast in this class.
The history of sparkles is my next class and we learn the history of sparkles of course. I like this way better than regular history.
My last actual class of the day is internet shopping mastery. Everyday they give me $50 to spend or save and I always bu lot's of fun stuff tomorrow we're going to learn how to use Ebay.
This last class is a class where I get to hang out with my awesome friends. This is my favorite class.
This is my imaginary school day!
Ella
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Thursday, July 21, 2011
Once Again I Have Returned
Every summer (well since last year) I've been leaving to go to fun camps. I always come home smelling awful and having many mosquito bites (the more the merrier!) After three weeks of camp I am so glad to be home and not leaving again. Here is a list of things I have learned to appreciate now....
Flushing toilets
showers
my bed (no more sleeping on the ground)
A sturdy building to stay in iwhen it rains
email and computer
and last but not least
FLUSHING TOILETS!!!!!!!!!
I'm serious these are the best inventions ever. They really are a lifesaver affter using pit toilets.
P.S. don't shave your legs if they have a bunch of mosquito bites on them.
Flushing toilets
showers
my bed (no more sleeping on the ground)
A sturdy building to stay in iwhen it rains
email and computer
and last but not least
FLUSHING TOILETS!!!!!!!!!
I'm serious these are the best inventions ever. They really are a lifesaver affter using pit toilets.
P.S. don't shave your legs if they have a bunch of mosquito bites on them.
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